Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 6 year-old and a 9 year-old. After they went to bed, I started working on a project for on my laptop that was due in 12 hours and fell asleep. I woke up to a dog licking my peanut buttered keyboard and the two kids sitting in the corner giggling. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
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fish1806 0
LOL!!!! I laughed so hard reading this fml. Now everybody in the train is looking at me.
silverling 0
It could have been worse. You could have woken up with the kid sitting next to you and him be watching the ****, when the parents walked in.
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ChuckFan 0
I dont think HBO should have ****, whenever I wake up I have to stand about 5 minutes of it, my dad watches movies on HBO, then goes to bed. The next morning I turn on the box, TV, audio, etc. The crappy thing is that my TV has a glitch : I locks out all of my cable remote's signally thingies for about 5 minutes. My cable box is on the cieling : unreachable. Fail. xD
nodbor 11
yep, another and the parents walked in.
foxfire730 0
T.G.F. HBO. it knows how to make an awkward situation.
mares_fml 0
hahahahahaha to both you and #23.
AnnStarfire 0
I totally understand. My parents and my siblings all went out one day, and I was watching something on one of those channels, I fell asleep, I woke up when I heard the car door slam. I woke up to lesbian ****. Of course, naturally, the receiver box freezes (it does when you try to turn the channel after having it on a single channel for long periods of time.) so I can't turn the channel. My parents and my younger siblings all walk in and hear it. THEN once me and my three siblings were watching TV on the channels close to the **** channels. The remote was on the floor, my brothers (ages 6 and 7) were on the couch on the far end of the room and I was on the couch close to the TV. My sister came in and stepped on the remote, turning the channel to, of course, ****. I didn't have time to get the remote, so i just bolted up and stood in front of the TV. Lmfao. We managed to turn the channel.
ashleyy_fml 0
That's happened to me! I was just watching a movie, and at the end I left the room for a few minutes and came back to a girl standing there talking, completely naked, and then jumping into the middle of a **** scene. Haha I was so caught off guard! At least no one thought I was watching **** haha, that really sucks in your situation! HBO just screws people over
Diablohell 0
Ahhh good old Movie Network....
the1janie 6
HAAAAAAA I DID THAT ONE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abcdfg 0
poor you, hope you get rehired. but that has happened to me almost 1,000,000 times, 897,653 times to be exact. the only difference, i didnt turn off my T.V.
mentallymessedup 0
JUST TURN THE TV 0FF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and #7 wtf?? how did that happen