Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Too little, too late
Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
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Monado 0
The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.
NonExistance 0
Talk about a rude awakening. Sucks lmfao
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Comments (63)
paulafelixf0 0
well, considering you were awakened by the sound of chainsaws, I believe a tree falling down on your room is pretty much the best thing that could happen to you in that context.
likeseriouslyy 0
omg and you live in texas
daspidermc 0
just a question, I'm always amazed by all the dicks that vote "you deserved it" for ones like this. like what the hell was he supposed to do in this situation?
redbluegreen 41
I thought it was obvious... Move to Antarctica.
udonttouchme 0
YDI for having a house why didnt u donate that house to haiti you S.O.B Lol jk fyl
akhockey6 0
aren't they supposed to clear out the area when timbering a tree??? anyway that sucks for you.:(
lopolito 0
lol that sucks
rends 0
lawsuit
11colio11 4
ydi for living in Texas
effyoubitch 5
aww good thing you're ok. when the tornado hit us a girl I went to school with was holding her son when a tree fell on her house and killed her. sad shit.
buttercupp2137 0
Tree hugger. Lmaoo, nahh jk that sucks, fyl