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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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howsitgoingjc 2

I hope she beat your ass.

I'm guessing you got fired. YDI

Do you honestly expect sympathy? :/ YDI

Ever heard of Karma!?

You're an idiot

Seriously, this reads as "Today, I stole a phone and I got caught out by the owner, FML" I hope you lost your job over it because you have no sense of decency.

sk8rgirljj 0

Your stupid, ydi, should have given the phone back

You f**kin deserved it i would be pissed if i lost my iphone and someone decided to keep it

Wow. Your awesome!