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charlie3289 United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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Wow what a thief.

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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I don't quite get how being a thief deserves an "FML." You stole. You got caught.

******* thief, if you lost your phone you'd want someone to turn it in wouldn't you?? Just remember that karma is a bitch!!

chels1994 11

thats what you get for being a greedy bastard. the only thing that would have made this better would be if she smacked ya a good one on the face.

Hope you get fired. You deserve nothing less

Magicpinkdrink 5

I hope she both got you fired and pressed charges. I had my iPhone fall out of my pocket in a fitting room in Aeropostale last Christmas and thanks to the honest employee that found it, I got it back. Not everyone is scum like you OP...maybe you will learn something from this

How would you like it if someone stole your iPhone? Dick.

Well he doesn't know, the lady took it back XD

Wow, what a shit head move

I HATE thieves. You flipping deserved it, idiot.

You're a dumb-ass

ashley101007 6

Your a dick