Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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_GoodGuy 11
You liked it didn't you, don't lie ;)
emeraldisle 30
Looks like you've got a secret admirer.
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Comments (136)
Xotoolyxo 16
Take the compliment and move on (;
tamie360 7
That happened to my friend once........that's it
simoncat 11
They? How many mascots tried to seduce you?
perdix 31
#51, I've heard they have odd mascots in Australia. I wonder if this is the school that calls themselves "The Fightin' Mrs. Robinsons."
journeytotheend 16
HAHA, something I would totally do!!
Lizardgirl 7
i'm picturing that creepy rapist mascot from that one episode of American Dad :)
Streetracer15 9
Brilliant idea lol "They could've been like omg look at them " and you have no idea haha
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol probably just someone messing with you that you know.
Jazbah 17
Anything whispered in an Australian accent is seductive. Fact.
misspennycakes 7
No it's bogan
NurseJonathan 9
"I'm gonna blow inside your head..." - Sniper from Team Fortress 2. Thanks to your statement, my slight laugh at that statement has become into a complete laugh.
perdix 31
You'd better track him down -- those mascots usually have huge hands (and you know what THAT means ;) )
metil 8
Big gloves?
misspennycakes 7
Big feet?
NurseJonathan 9
Big university spirit?
NurseJonathan 9
Wait a moment. Big gloves and big feet? One goofy looking bastard. But enough of my mother's boyfriend, what about the mascot?
CharDee 15
Haha... Thats funny. You should of pulled the head off
mattlw 25
*should have.