Kids: Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere....

bsaucedo 28 July 2009, 05:00 United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

29 July 2009, 09:19

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

28 July 2009, 12:27

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

28 July 2009, 12:28

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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freudianego 0

28 July 2009, 13:37

Well, I clicked you deserved it, because the fact that you have little self-control and yet feel so sorry for yourself means it probably was karma.

b0rnxfam0us 0

28 July 2009, 15:03

you try having a bee down your shirt you stupid prude?

Lounia_fml 8

28 July 2009, 16:39

I feel like putting a whole bee hive down your shirt, or maybe even better, down your pants.

snavula 0

28 July 2009, 17:52

Wow # 30, how do you even navigate yourself around teh internetz? Freudianego? what the **** does that mean? You wanna have sex with your mother or something? Not to mention you have no grasp of Karma whatsoever.. There are so many things wrong with you I'm almost tempted to ask for your address so I can call you a straightjacket.

Kegokec 0

28 July 2009, 13:44

I think the people would understand at the park that a bee flew down your shirt and you weren't just trying to flash everyone. For all they know, you could have been allergic.