bsaucedo
United States
Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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Arcterion 0
Lucky kids. :P FYL though.
bonestructure 0
hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,
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Nacirema20 0
lmao... mr. macho... hehe. FYL. :-/
blueworld_fml 0
That bee knows where it's at. Can't get that kinda honey in the hive...
4dakill 0
should have squeezed the bee between your breasts, he would have died a beautiful death
canphotoguy 0
from a human perspective yes, but from the bee's? Imagine if the roles were switched, and you were getting squashed between the thorax and abdomen of a 600 foot tall bee! AHHHH! OMG! Huge trans-species body parts coming at me gonna squish me! ZOMG!
Glam_fml 0
Ahh, I feel your pain. A aimilar thing happened to me, only minus the bee and add large quantities of alcohol. I still feel bad about exposing myself to all those young kids...
_Noon_ 0
That is so not similar xD
Erlkonig_fml 0
The only part of that that is close is that you both exposed yourselves...But she did it to prevent getting stung, you however did it because you couldn't control yourself enough not to get so drunk you thought giving a bunch of kids a free peek was a good idea...She gets the FML, you would get the YDI *****...
fuckmeamiright 0
hahaha even though Erlkonig didn't get the joke, it was still funny.
Ranoona 0
that must have been a gr8 thing for the kids to see LOL. I feel sorry 4 you FYL.
deliapearl 0
I bet the bee and his buddies are laughing their stingers off
stuart1010 0
I dont see what the problem is?
BurpusMe 0
Worlds smallest motorboat.
Hourglass1117 0
That's when you play it off and give the children an anatomy lesson. :P
XDNLxtlz99 0
Hehehe, hehehe.