Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today. I used the restroom at the mall. After I wiped, I went to toss the paper into the toilet. I missed horribly. The wad of TP with poop on it landed on the floor of the next stall. It was occupied. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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Top comments
Erindub 0
How do you not realize this before you sit down
jayftw246 0
glory hole
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Comments (96)
alex1432 9
this is fake because girls don't poop. it's a known fact
Cheyenne_Stone 0
your kidding right cuz if your not i feel bad for you lol
gDwane 0
Way to kill the joke by assuming tht anyone could be so dumb. Hope you're happy...
pinkballoon 0
I would have asked her to pass me some toilet paper.
sasharaee 0
lmao, this is funny. but obviously a fake, how did you not notice this "huge hole" in the wall? did you walk into the stall with your eyes shut?
blahnicholas 0
lmao!
cardnals05 0
GLORY HOLE!!!!!
Sekococo 0
same happen to me but luckily no one was there sucks for you op fyl
L4Dgirl00 0
you didn't notice when you first went into the stall?
Carbonchild 0
Not very observant are you?
cmac86 24
I ALWAYS look to make sure it's clean and has proper supplies before I go. even at home and I have the two-step, I make sure I have tp and everything. I've been known to go downstairs to get some and bring it back, even when I'm abou to bust.
ROFLDOCTOR 1
LOL! This is probably one of my favorite FMLs.