Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Fresh2death2021 0
Ydi for trying to drink coffee with the wrong set of lips
Drakon_fml 7
I'm surprised nobody's offered to kiss it better.
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akittykatcat 0
I don't get why people put thing between their crotch
Bucinka 5
El fako. Even boiling water wouldn't do this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Hand2ndburn.jpg/230px-Hand2ndburn.jpg to the skin. And Mcdonald's coffee is hot, but it's not 212 degrees, plus if you were wearing underwear, the cloth would have absorbed most of the liquid. Of course, who knows what you European libertines wear underneath. I call bullshit.
MusicXisXii 0
#155 - The skin on your genitals (especially womens') is much more sensitive than the skin on your hand. Therefore, the temperature at which its would burn is less. Oh and that's 212 degrees Farenheit? I'm thinking so. USA is the only nation who uses this unit of measurement. In Germany they would use Kelvin or Celsius, more commonly Celsius.
NickK49 0
it's not like anybody was using them...
Nitsuaaa 6
YESSSSS. Sarcasm FTW.
tanmal94 0
ouch: (
DAN7IEL 2
yeah the 2nd degree burn part didn't happen, but someone hit my mother in a mcdonalds drive thru! they got out and were like "**** I'm sorry." and started laughing back to her car. it wasn't dented but still....
alexandrox 0
McDonald stories always end bad..*** mcdonalds lol it's nasty food too
chantellakemi 0
good job #7 ! :) lol .
chantellakemi 0
good job #7 ! :) lol .
mathisgirl 0
now u can sue wow I think of awful things