Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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fortytwo 0
YDI for being an attention grubbing ***** who also happens to be an idiot.
mylife30 0
I hope you broke your face.
mclulu11 0
we all do.
tonyfan00 38
Broke more then just her face. But she did repair something. What, you ask? Why,some faith in humanity of course!
goldberg2046 0
i hope your mother clapped too, then walked off and left you
daydreamz_fml 0
ahhhhh!!! I lol'd bitch you deserve that.
_unknown_ 0
paybacks a bitch
coldplaylive2003 0
How old are you? At the mall with your mom...
emily_ann922 0
I'm 16 I love to shop with my mom, but I would never yell at her!!!!!!!
Nonmi 0
LOL That's what happens when you disrespect your mother. Smooth move, hot stuff. YDI.
kendallsama 0
And this is what happens when you act like a spoiled brat. Maybe now you can work on growing up.
fretforyerlatte 0
YDI for being a ******* brat. don't have screaming matches with people in public, especially not your parents. what'd she do, refuse to buy you something? grow up.
anjyu22 0
What, did she refuse to buy you a lollipop or something? YDI
ArtsySwag 0
#15- eff that. I don't believe in honoring/respecting your mother and father completely. I believe there are special circumstances... It's okay, I get into arguments with my mom, too, but it's never in public. I keep private matters at home ;). But lol! This really made me laugh because I was picturing it, too.
PYLrulz 17
Agreed. Short of them telling you to commit a crime, or doing something you and they know is wrong, you say "yes mommy", or "yes daddy", and get on with it.