Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
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akaka_fml 14
Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.
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cynicalsatireman 12
Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.
weveallbeenthere 30
that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.
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akaka_fml 14
Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.
ArashiGirl 13
Akaka I gotta ask how do you find your FML after it's been posted? It says I got one posted but I don't even remember what the hell the FML was for.
JMichael 26
I don't blame you for not liking the age difference OP. But hey at least he was a good sport about it.
akaka_fml 14
Actually I was wondering the same thing. I just got a notification
mpkpm 19
Murder capital of ohio eh? Or actually from boardman?
TheNewGuy03 29
Talk about mixed signals O_o
ShortyJorty 9
So you like his balls but you won't give him your number? I mean balls are important.
amydc 3
Here's the lesson boys: lead with the balls. That's how you get the number.
jrn 14
Thank you, op.....it has been a while since an fml has literally made me laugh out loud
luffy5677 6
That's acc too funny
weztimonial 12
hahahahha
Vaati_fml 20
This is why I prefer the word "gutsy".
Chibi_Kitten 24
I'm wondering how loudly OP spoke in order for half the place in a mall food court to go silent.