zero_minded12
United States
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
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GHEE_fml 0
Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.
Luckster 0
Gotta love how these things are designed. XD
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Comments (248)
NickelPhosphate 0
Wow Thank you. Best FML in a long time. Gotta love those embarrassing moments
lifeislife_fml 0
Hahaha, this one is great.
Kitty34_fml 0
I've read so many FMLs and this is the only one that made me laugh. I wish I could have seen this happen!
slamminalex1 0
LMAO!!! Maybe the first FML that I actually laughed at and not just chuckled.
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!! she must of loved that...lol!!! this is so funny!!!
whitesmoke 0
this is the best fml Ive read in soo long... wow
coffeennicotine 0
Haha, that's awesome. It would have only been better if you were sort of dancing to the music while doing all this hahaha
alyren16 0
hahahahahaha One of THE best FMLs I've read!
Mexistache 0
YDI I hate people who "blast their music" in public. Not everyone shares your taste in music and even if they did they don't want to hear a distorted version of the song coming from your loud ass earbuds. I also hate people who use breast pockets...
Truan_fml 0
rub the nipple, music goes down... sounds like a japanese invention