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Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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Jeanni_Nicole 0

she most likely knew your ipod was in your pocket because the wire for your headphones were hanging out....

weman321 0

it would have been way worse if it was in your pocket and u tried lowing the volume threw you pocket (ewwwwww)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hah XD but she probably noticed the earplug cord running down into your pocket... Not too big of a deal. But a good FML :)

HAHAHA awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. haha. I just pictured it...and I lol'ed.

i agree with 43, the bad grammar ruined it. i didn't even understand it until i read the responses. ydi.

niska_fml 0

Why didn't you just take it out?

no nice shirts have breast pockets. fact. you deserve it. get yourself some proper clothes.

TrueLover 0

lmao. hey, dude- @ least u didn't try to do that through ur PANTS pocket!!!