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zero_minded12 United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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LMAFO She still went up too you!

LOL, I'm sure she could see your headphones and knew you weren't REALLY doing that. Not really an FML but still amusing.

upsetman18 0

This is pretty ******* hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yesmy_love 0

HAAAHHAAAA so ******* classy. i have to say though, if a guy walked up to me like that i think i'd be intrigued to talk to him HAHA and OMG #9.... i am so ashamed that i know EXACTLY what you're talking about hahaha

why the hell did you have it in your breast pocket???

Lol, I only find the humor in this one.

sondramcfail 0

Hahaha I can only imagine that. XD

erijgio89248 0

thats pretty awesome hahahaha. not fml though but still hilarous. that's why you get one of them shuffles that like attach to your collar haha.

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