Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, someone left a lipstick in a public laundry machine of our student dormitory. Then, an hour ago, when I put my laundry in it (including my underwear), I didn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
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tsim_fml 0
you brought it on yourself
jizzwold 21
So then you two had sex right?
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Comments (115)
horrorfreaknj 1
i hope she cracked you upside the skull with the laundromat's fire extinguisher & suffocated you unconscious with those aforementioned undergarments before leaving in disgust. (I doubt any of those actions would further complicate your mental stability, so this would be a situation where everyone wins !)
Okayitwasme 0
Did you ask her if she liked bacon? Lol sorry OP chuckle!
BaconBoy75 2
Well, then...
Okayitwasme 0
Bahahaa ha sorry bacon!
whatdouwant1237 0
nope
BaconBoy75 2
There's this new thing that prevents skid marks. It's called toilet paper. Try it some time.
mk58 31
She loves skid marks. Don't worry OP, I bet you got laid.
Slatka000 2
WET WIPES PEOPLE! WET WIPES!!!!
utterdebauchery 7
Fix your personal hygiene fatty.
Horcruxer 0
Only in Canada
HunterAlpha1 8
Laundromats: not the best place to pick up girls. i don't see how people get skidmarks. what, do you only wipe once now matter how messy it is? when i take a dump i wipe until there are no more brown marks on the paper. seriously, people, it's called hygiene.
grapeschicka4 0
Ya I did. GR-OSS!