Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
You tried
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML
Awww, thanks sweetie
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
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Mauskau 36
Maybe his parents let him play GTA and he wanted to know if it was ok to beat you up and take your money.
tjanes 16
Maybe he was looking for one..?
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Comments (49)
texashater75 16
Maybe he got his Christmas money from grandma early, and was looking to spend it.
perdix 31
"Depends on how much cash you have on you, little boy." ;)
Superstitious 6
Some people look down upon child-prostitute relations. Fascists.
cheshirecat13242 32
"If you can make it rain had. Enough, I can be whatever you want.."
GodPart2 20
You'd be shocked at what children pick up these days... From any one of a number of sources including tv, the internet, other kids...
fmylifeNOT 15
What were you wearing?!?
EyeOfTheSt0rm 10
OP was probably dressed like one
SgtAssCheeks 21
Don't be upset! Kids say's tge darnest of things haha he surely didn't mean it.
spluver0005 17
And how does a little boy know what a prostitute is?
SgtAssCheeks 21
The internet
UrYousername 15
It's a sign that you probably aren't properly dressed.
wholock 12
#1, so you're saying that children so not have any knowledge?
howdoilogin 9
...Well? Are you? Answer my question already and you might make some money.