Today, I was at the gas station pumping gas when the lady in front of me had a little boy who asked if he could pump the gas. She said yes and then quickly answered her phone, as it was ringing. She wasn't watching him and he pulled out the pump to early, spraying gas all over me, including my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML
Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML
Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML
Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML
Today, after I had filled up my car and got into it I saw a cute guy running towards me. I flashed a smile and left the door open and said, "Hey" when he was next to me. He said, "The pump is still attached to your car, you really should be more careful." FML
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HinduSpartan 2
that sucks I hope u don't smoke
Jazzaka 0
That sucks.. dumb lady. fyl indeed.
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Comments (157)
akmilly 5
yeah I've definitely been sprayed by faulty pumps that were put back with the little lock thing still cocked back
truehitman2010 0
spray him with gas and ask him how he likes it
randomreader2315 4
That woman should not have been allowed to reproduce >.<
HPfanatic2011 0
Woooow. Hey, I have an idea! LEARN TO READ. She didnt let a kid pump gas into her car. The lady in front of her, THE MOTHER, let her kid pump gas into the mother's car.
ttt6973 3
Bet that's not the first time someone's pulled out to early and gotten it all over your face.....
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Some people should not be allowed to breed. She is one of them.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Isn't there some unwritten rule saying you can't use cell phones in the vicinity of a gas pump for risk of sparks igniting a fire? Also, that woman is so stupid, how old was this kid? Certainly not old enough to pump gas, and especially not without supervision. Stupid woman...
NE7SSIE 2
Pulled out early and sprayed all over you? Kid's a **** star in the making, I'd say.
randomshuffle369 7
That's when you start punching babies.
Testing1234 25
Well theres this one thing i would recommend: Adult supervision