Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
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Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
She just wanted to be an asshole.
JOcoco 14
OP's username says she knows
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Comments (89)
froggyjade 16
Sounds like she was trying to make a joke, there's no escaping looking pregnant at that stage!
BriCx 8
Maybe she was just joking? I'm actually 9 months pregnant too and my husband likes to joke like that. Unless she isn't the type to joke, that is...
perdix 31
Ask her if she had as good an excuse for looking ugly.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah, like "Please put your hand back over your face, otherwise you look ugly"
Gho5tk3y 17
I hope you responded 'Surprise, G-ma!'
JaegerMayCry 13
OP should mail her used diapers once her baby starts to use them. They smell horrible, especially after more than 1 week.
KushCrushin89 10
Does nobody read usernames? The op's mother-in-law knows she's pregnant. Come on people, let's raise the median I.Q. a bit here.
matoaka_fml 10
What an idiot.
fmlreader123 5
I'm not sure how she wouldn't know, but even if you weren't pregnant what business is it of hers if you want to put your hands on the back of your hips?
TheLittleBear 19
I guess the secret is out now, OP!
isabellasimone 18
Why didn't you tell her?! That's weird
Gpmo 10
wow what an fml.