Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
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Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
She just wanted to be an asshole.
JOcoco 14
OP's username says she knows
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Comments (89)
burritosrgood 12
It doesn't end with FML...
corriej 1
take it as a compliment obviously you don't look pregnant if you don't, you must be in awesome shape.
catanita 18
Tell your mother in law to put some glasses on in order to improve her eyesight.
mandabeth87 1
you should have responded with... well if that made me look pregnant...how do I look now that my water broke on your floor?
ballpython 15
This would be the perfect time to tear your mother in law a new one. Just claim it was due to your hormones being out of whack.
unixdude 9
YDI for not screaming at her about making important life decisions for you.
snugglesMcGee199 23
Your username cracked me up. Good luck on your giving birth and congratulations on the baby!
blackonblight 33
"Don't say things like that, it makes you sound like you're menopausal."
Danknikki5150 1
Just wait till your baby is born and when she wants to hold the baby say something very rude like ohh you want to hold the baby hmmmm lol
JustNatalie 8
9 months? Aren't you supposed to have your baby?