Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
MissWhitneyB 17
She just wanted to be an asshole.
JOcoco 14
OP's username says she knows
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Comments (89)
ManInTheMachine 20
Read OP's username. EDIT: Person above me beat me to it.
ebonyirony 29
Super cunty.
TheCerealKiller 24
She's probably just implying you look fat. Although as a heavily pregnant lady you probably do. Congrats on the baby, though. Just hope it doesn't inherit anything from it's paternal grandmother.
MsMourningStar 22
Just a tip #15 NEVER call a pregnant woman fat. You will not live to speak another word.
stretchedthin 20
you're an asshole! you don't ever tell a pregnant woman she's fat she's doing more work then you possibly ever will in your life she created that child from scratch within her body ignorant prick
AllieCat21 21
She doesn't look fat. She looks pregnant.
AngelSpit 18
funny I had my husbands help with both my pregnancies I wasn't aware human females were capable of self reproduction 58
kman4evah 16
She could have just been making a joke. Some people have a weird sense of humor.
UrYousername 15
You can't fix stupid.
JOcoco 14
Sounds like she's either in serious denial or she just wanted to be an ass or both.
dramaelf 37
Somebody's not very observant.
vuragado 10
And the asshole of the year award goes to OP's mother in law!
isuckok 11
correction: bad MIL award. The award you are speaking of would go to an asshole on the streets saying the same thing
Kkkdawg 27
23- is your name supposed to be I suck ok, or I suck ****? I read it as the latter :/
jw90 18
She'll know once you have the baby anytime soon if she's going to pretend to be ignorant.
gracehi 33
"No. The fact that I'm pregnant makes me look pregnant."