Today, I was at my friend's house and accidentally blew out a candle that was supposed to be lit for seven days straight. It was in honor of her grandmother who had recently died. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
Today, I was showing my grandson how to blow out the candles on his birthday cake. I got a little too close and set my hair on fire. The candles remained lit but my grandson was too terrified to go near them after the whole ordeal. FML
Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, my mom lit a candle in our living room, telling the family how much she loved it. She then went on the tell us that my dad got it for her and it must have been some cheap candle. I bought the candle as a gift for her on her birthday. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Classic_PWN 1
Well,I hope your not scared of ghosts.
gunman15 4
Poor Grammys memory candle
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Comments (117)
creedaddict 9
How do accidentally BLOW out a candle?
icic6772 0
Bitch
ukrichu 14
I hope it wasn't lit for 6 days already... That would be terrible!
chilldude69 8
what are you doing blowing out candles in other people houses? YDI
kel_pie 1
Now granny is stuck between heaven and hell with nothing to do....she is screaming help get me out of here it's dark and hot...
whitey317 0
How do you accidentally blow out a candle
carlycar97 0
Why blow out a candle at somone elses house?
zowieandzander77 1
so you " accidentally" inhaled, pursed your lips and exhaled forcefully in the general direction of the candles flame...
CiaranPM 0
So? Just relight it. Superstitious morons.
Uneedanapbro 6
Who goes to someone's house and blows out a candle period?