Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, in the bathroom. I noticed a pregnancy test in the trash can. He lives alone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
melas303
United States
Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Busted
Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML
tmrwsmggls
United States
Joe Bidet
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Marsing, United States
Panic!
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
rawr_fml001
Brampton, Canada
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Embarassed Girl
Shock and awe
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Mindfullness
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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ridder215 7
Maybe he is a pregnant man?
nannu_nannu 1
#50, if you're going to correct other people, at least use correct spelling. You're just making yourself look like a bigger ass THAN her.
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IBMoondance23 0
his sister? ask first and trust your instincts
schwiggidy 0
he has a mangina
LuxAeterna_fml 0
"Brennan has a mangina, Brennan has a mangina!"
dragonaair 5
Your display picture is pure win.
dani_zombie 0
Think about it like this : if you two get married you're going to be a stepmom.That's a bonus and you don't need to get pregnant yourself you already have one. :)
LouderThanEver 0
This could go both way; either he was cheating on you or he was curious.
akd1v 0
he just wants to make sure he isn't pregnant I take one once a month too!
mentalheart 1
Wow..... Maybe you should take bc or use condoms ... I hope the test was positive it would really be entertaining to read a post on here about the same incident ...
I_R_Genius 3
I love how everyone is saying that her boyfriend is a cheater. That maybe true, but on the other hand if could of been a friend, cousin, niece, sister that could've used it. But your boyfriend should just tell you what happened and you can stop bitching about it on the site.
k9obsessed 5
There's always the chance your boyfriend decided to try using one for the hell of it. Guys do stupid things.
mahli08 6
that sucks. but I'm pretty sure that some guys buy them and pee on them just for fun( I know that's weird)
RedPillSucks 33
Am I the only one who thinks this is sad that there are so many replies like this? Are guys today really that stupid? (Ok, rhetorical question).
j_dixie 3
was it positive?
fmine4real 0
people keep asking if it was positive it negative... the results don't usually stay for more than an hour or so for the woman's privacy.
lm2589 0
only the electronic ones moron, and even then most of them stay for 24-48 hours
zekesmommy 0
#45 that's not true. I still have pregnancy tests that I took when I was 2 months pregnant thy still show the results and they aren't the electronic ones and my sons two months old now