Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Shouldnt have waited that long.
iSitt 0
he found her P-spot
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Comments (71)
careface1337 0
lol golden fontain ftw! xd nah kiddin but control yourself, srsly OP
justbigbs 6
THANKS #7
asianpowaaa 0
how'd he react?
vbmg152 19
Take it from one who knows, it's very bad for you to wait that long to go to the bathroom! If you continue to do so, you'll pay for it in about 30 yrs. Next time, don't wait so long! Your bladder will thank you!!
Seethatguy 3
The bright side is he is now forever your territory.
starshine21 0
haha! you got it.
PeaceLoveCyn 0
good one #33
fairypower 4
u jumped right to golden showers in the relationship that's a big step iam still working up the courage to fart
DethMetal666 0
I hope that goes good for you. Try and makes sure you don't fart too loud or too quiet if u know what I mean lol
Dark69Slayer 5
rofl!!
JuuuusssstFML 0
he must have enjoyed that : /
Zayna_604 0
Dont feel too bad. This happened to me at school once. F both our lives!
mzeemzima 0
really must've sucked hopefully u were young coz if not...
spoke1396 4
thts hot