Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
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cndrow 0
If you feel the need to bait your man with odd, open-ended questions, you need to evaluate yourself- not him. I know where I'm coming from, as I used to do the exact same thing, putting out bait for one specific answer that would make me happy and of course, rarely receiving it. It was because I had issues myself, mostly self-esteem issues and self-loathing issues. You need to look at yourself and why you feel the need to do this. Men are simple, and are happy to remain simple, and you should let him eat his damn steak and enjoy time with his girl instead of putting him through a psychological evaluation.
wafflemonger 0
Why would you ask such a question? If it's just the first thing that came into your head, maybe you should have thought about it harder. If you were doing it to test his love for you, you need to think hard about why you feel the need to do that. BTW, I'm a girl, so I hope you won't be offended when I say that there is pretty much no reason to ever ask that kind of thing.
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Comments (51)
mehungie2 3
ah man...#13 had me loling more than the OP. maybe he wanted to just blow you away with a great answer...after steak dammit.
nonstopsand 0
i'll bet after you get done having sex, you ask," what are you thinking right now?" not a damn thing woman! we are such simple creatures. feed us, f us, and shut the f up. why must you make everything so complicated? kudos to you ladies here who realize what men want. i applaud you and hope your boyfriends and husbands know how lucky they are.
zomgitsclare 0
oh, boo hoo. you dont bother a guy with lame ass questions like that while hes eating. ydi.
24788 7
You can't ask a man a question when he's eating his steak! What is wrong with women!
rick_james_b17ch 0
let the man eat and don't ask stoopid questions
Emeryld 0
Don't listen to these people, don't blame yourself for opening your thoughts to your boyfriend. I ask mine questions like this [when he's not distracted by food, of course, this is where I agree with the other posters] and he'll give me a straightforward, honest answer. All of these bitter people just haven't had much luck in the dating world ;]
KevinB_fml 0
gunna have to agree with #2... don't really see how this is an FML, realize that guys don't like to be bugged with these silly little questions girls have.
Comicmischief 0
Agreeing with #2 No being, living, dead, or divine, comes in between a Man and his Steak.
thyaftermath 0
lol yeah atleast the steak doesent ask him stupid questiobs
cr1sis 0
wow i bet he said that cause you constantly ask those things.......