Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
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compasseagle89 8
I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.
IronicIrony 8
Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!
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Comments (230)
SpottedZebra42 14
The van Pels would be proud.
SkoomaKi 28
David Tennant is the best actor in the universe. Any other argument is invalid.
SpottedZebra42 14
As much as I love Tennant (he is my favorite Doctor), I feel that Matt Smith and Christopher Eccleston are under appreciated because of Tennant's awesomeness.
molliepop19 5
Well, are you Jewish?
stevenmx86 8
Awesome nick name. You're lucky you didn't get a charge. Stop whining.
Icecream93 4
I saw something about her on national jewographic
KeyboardWarrior 10
Not really funny.
IronicIrony 8
Actually, I find it quite funny. Still laughing.
stewy133 10
Keyboardwarrior it is funny. Stfu
iloveursister 4
Why dont you face the consequences of ur actions like an adult would. I mean you're drinking like an adult so maybe u should act like one too
lululu333 7
Exactly, but some only do the adult things when it benefits them.
KeyboardWarrior 10
"Yeah cops, sorry. I was drinking too. No need to test my breath, I admit it. If you wouldn't mind, could you arrest me? Maybe even hook me up with a charge while your at it?" Yeah OP should've totally said something like that.
lululu333 7
Don't do something if you aren't ready to face the consequences in the first place.
iloveursister 4
or not hide behind a chair next time while all her friends get busted?
downtime 13
...Adults don't do the wrong thing and then come out and go "Hi, yeah I was going to get away with this, but since you guy are here anyway, I ****** up..."
zombiesdkdjdjf 1
But that's pretty rad that you got away with that!:3 I would nazi that coming
missalkali 8
3rd person to use that pun within 3 seconds... wow!!
ezelisko 1
Did you make a diary while you were behind the chair? Could be worth some money.
bepatientimadoc 6
Yeah because Anne wrote her dairy to make some money...
bepatientimadoc 6
Do you realise that Anne Frank was a brave young innocent girl who was persued for her race and died? You are just a sorry drunk who hid... I think its quite a compliment. **** Anne's life
skyeyez9 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Anne Frank died of Typhoid fever in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp. You simply hid behind a chair. Although that is a funny nickname, not really comparable.
missalkali 8
I think it's the hiding part that they were comparing...
RoseCrystal 17
Jew were asking for it.
LuckyTroll 6
Lol