Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
xxstealthxx 0
must have been really REALLY crappy wooden chairs. I would laugh hard if i broke the second one. i'd say..."leme guess, third times the charm?" llolol
effthis 0
ydi for being such a ******* fatass and stop ******* using proceeded.
scorpioserpent 1
Sucks, but if you are fat, you should be careful. If not, then that's bad luck..
HelloStarshine 0
Wow.. I gotta say that some of the people who go on FML are dicks. It doesn't mean that the OP is obese/fat because the chairs broke. The OP could possibly just not know how to sit on a chair correctly or the chairs weren't sturdy enough. Perfect example of what I mean. #32. People need to grow up.
ChaosAngel17 14
Damn the comment for being moderated before I can read it! But this is the interwebs. Just like everywhere else, it's going to attract all kinds of people.
kshap313 0
are you actually fat? because if you are you might deserve it. if your not then thats just some shitty luck. good laugh though :)
your_mother 0
2 words FAT ASS
rallets 23
SHUT THE **** UP WITH "PROCEEDED" YOU DESERVE IT FOR SAYING "PROCEEDED" lmfao #17
tko 0
hahaha fatass
luckyyyy 0
the OP should have said whether they were shitty like #1 said i have cheap ones they are assembled not screwed
jnemi 0
eat some vegetables fatty