Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
elfuzzo 0
YDI for being obese.
madam_mayham 0
I hate cheap furniture, that happened to me too and people laughed at me so I looked at the chair and was like no wonder it broke who ever put it together stripped the screws and they weren't in right and the thing was cheap.. like they got it from big lots or something.
ZEROGage 0
This may be a sign...
ilackeffort 0
Exercise is your friend.
ZING_MASTER 0
YOU WANT FOOD ME WANT ZING!!!
tianshi 0
jenny craig
sadistmonkey 19
#19, I think you misunderstood what #11 said. #11 was saying that people shouldn't be complaining so much about the word "proceeded" and frankly I agree. I'm personally more annoyed by people complaining about "proceeded" than the usage of "proceeded".
1a2b3c4d5e6f7g 0
Sounds like my roommate, who "accidentally" destroyed 3 of my chairs in one semester... :/
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Hey, you can make your own "buttered floor" style video! mwahahaha >:D
iamloki 0
Maybe you should just stop sitting down :P
smhmd0521 0
thats helarious... and lose weight so that u look decent for men. fat girls suck