Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Chach_fml 0
#51 I happen to know, being both my rents r docs and i myself and studying for the MCATs that and glandular problem does not mean you are fat, some people are fat with it but i personally have met many many many more people with said problem who are skinny, they did not even know it was a problem, they figured that's how much you must work out and that is how little you should eat people who say they have a glandular problem are probably lieing because they are embarrassed and are truly too lazy to do anything so they pity themselves i have nothing against overweight people (obese is based off a BMI, you dont have to look fat to be obese) but i will say fat/obese is NOT attractive, the "Inner beauty" stuff is crap.....girls judge guys based on looks all the time....fat girls do not fit under the definition of sexy or hot
FrenchyTheFry 0
Ok, first things first. YDI for being a fatass. That's understood. Second, STOP SAYING "PROCEEDED TO." When's the last time you heard that phrase in a normal, everyday conversation? Not to mention "I was conversing with some friends." You were TALKING to some friends. Stop trying to sound smarter than you need to be. It's obnoxious.
AfricanChick 0
I've done this SO many times, haha. I'm skinny, but the chairs are always about to break and I just happen to be the person to sit on them. Not really a FML,unless you're fat, then it's kind of embarassing.
uhmfml 0
OP: haha wow that is embarrassing. I am so sorry that happened. and to #66, some people actually use "proceeded" in everyday language. I know I do. And there is nothing wrong with the word "conversing" either. What is obnoxious is people complaining about these things in a FML..
uhmfml 0
OP: I am so sorry that happened. I am embarrassed for you. To #66: There is nothing wrong with the word "proceeded" there are people that actually use it in everyday language. I know I do. There is nothing wrong with the word "conversing" either, some people actually use these words everyday and have a more extensive vocabulary than you. What is "obnoxious" is people like you complaining about the word usage in these FMLs. [edit] sorry this posted twice. I didn't think the first one went through....
tko 0
#69--you should be sorry motha ******!!!!!!! lol jk :)
Naheelawhatwhat 0
either you were sitting on some really shitty ass chairs or you are one fatass bitch who needs to lose weight asap to save a chairs life. I'm guessing youre just a fatass.
Meow34 0
That's ******* hilarious.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
You also deserved it for being the millionth person to say 'proceeded' in their FML.
madasahatter 0
YDI for being such a fatass