Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I fell off my desk chair. Why? I failed to notice that the screws I'd been finding on the floor around my room for the past few months belonged to said chair. FML
Today, during my lunch break, I sat on the manager's chair. As I sat down, I heard a snapping sound and I ended up on the floor. Everyone now calls me "the lumpy girl" who broke the manager's chair. FML
Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I leaned back in my chair during a meeting to appear (and feel) more relaxed. Instead, the chair tipped over, and I went down like a tree in slow motion. FML
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pzehtoeur 0
A lot of gyms are having discounts this time of year. Just putting it out there.
MandM44 0
It's only FYL if the chairs were in bad condition to begin with. If it was your weight caused it, then you might need to make some lifestyle changes...
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Comments (223)
redroses5 0
I don't believe this.. Either you are seriously overweight, your friend had some crappy chairs, or this is bs. "Today, I had a party. One of my friends sat in one my chairs and it broke. She quickly moved to the next chair and broke that one, too. FML" (Oh and wtf is wrong with people complaining about "proceeded?" Is your vocab that small, really? WTF)
arielzbkny 0
#11, #19, and #29 why is it such a big deal? All of u need 2 calm down cuz really u guys r fighting over bullshit. And this whole argument is soo ****** retarded. :)
brainwascht 0
haha, awww. like really, what are the chances of that? and even if you aren't fat that would be really embarrassing
WickedAwsum 0
Wow, how much do you weigh?
twilax101 0
#7- and you need to "gain" grammar and spelling lessons.
babyjenn123 0
YDI for being fat.
Amkii 0
You don't have to be heavy to break a chair. It can also depend on how fast you sat down, with how much pressure. I ran and jumped onto my usual computer chair once (I was in a hurry) and it broke. Maybe that's what happened here?
Kamazar 0
"We must surface, cap'n. She can't take it anymore!"
ShelbyG 0
Hahah wooow. That would happen to me. I have the worst luck. (Even if im 4 foot 11 and 110 pounds, I swear it would happen...)
glamorous67 0
number 11- i wasn't saying anything was wrong with people complaining about the use of the word proceeded, i WAS complaining about the use of the word proceeded.
zippoclick5 0
You dont have to be a chunker to break a chair, you can just sit down hard or somthing