aianmoo16
Chicago, United States
Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
quarterback
United States
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Pimaan
United States
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML
StellaSanguina
United States
That's how I roll
Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML
iblamethetories
Colchester, United Kingdom
Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML
Megan
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Cash grab
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
Anonymous
Money Money Money
Today, as I was coming out of McDonald's, there was a street musician playing outside. He had his saxophone case open for money. I meant to give him a ten, and it wasn't until I got home later that I realized I'd accidentally given him a hundred-dollar bill. FML
bubblezzz123
United States
Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML
KayDayParade
United States
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
greenhide8
United States
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Anonymous
Lakeville, United States
#winning
Today, I placed $20 in a slot machine at a casino and in a matter of 5 minutes lost it all. My sister then sat at the same machine, put her $20 in and quadrupled her money. FML
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Waxwell 21
You found a quarter machine that accepts a $100 bill? Highest I can find is a $10
DeadxManxWalking 27
How do you not look at the bill before putting it in, knowing you had a hundred dollar bill in you? always double check. Edit: Looks like you'll be making it hail instead of rain.
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interesting33 37
It might be worth asking the staff to get it out for you, there might be security cameras to show you putting it in there.
embarass 14
Now you can get enough tickets for the biggest/best prize
TotalLose 5
It should not even accept it
xenomsftw 19
This is why I love Canada, you could never mistake one bill for another unless you're colour blind
SavannahMSx 9
They say he's still here to this day waiting for the rest of his quarters
fictionaldiary 11
1. How do you complain about anything when you are so rich you carry around hundred dollar bills like they're nothing? 2. This is why it helps to have differently coloured money
Anna Whiteway 7
But then what happened???
fullacrapallofyou 14
Machines only go up to 20 liar