Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML
Today, my son decided he wanted roasted marshmallows. It would've been fine, except he put the entire bag into the oven I had preheating for pizza and caught it on fire. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML
Today, my phone charger caught fire. I was thankful to be there to witness it. I was not thankful for having been holding it while this happened, as my shirt caught on fire. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
I'd be pretty pissed off too if I got a big sticky white mess all over my face.
DocBastard 40
If I had a quarter for every time I've said, "Don't pull out too late or you'll have a big mess on your..." um, uh... Nevermind.
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Comments (78)
alluneedisluv 0
ooowww :(
Helloworlds_fml 0
I smell fake :) that would be insanely hard, you'd have to aim and choriograph it.
lolornot 2
Poor marshmallow -_- n u my dEsErVed iT
skate4life753 0
I read this as "today I was on a fire roasting marshmallows, then I caught on fire..." That would've been better.
Groxian 0
I think this is dizzy harisson's dad
iiDangerCloseBK 6
how the hell can you blow marshmallows into your face, your blowing in the other direction unless you where sucking in
Bkbobvs 0
I did that too. About 4 years ago. You're not the only one :)
iaddei_fml 1
FYL INDEED!
britbritxxo 3
How does it land on your face? If your blowing on it, wouldn't it fall the other way?
kittycat1597 10
Ouch. Gotta watch out for those. They are like flaming ninjas.