Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
Today, I was at a concert. During the concert, my shoelaces went undone, so I bent down to tie them. Not two seconds later, the girl behind me jumped on my shoulders and refused to get down. She said "tall guys" are the best to ride on during concerts. My name is Maria. FML
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vaebouria 0
dude that's ******* creepy! call the panda
Eddie_Paints 0
Did you enjoy Hannah Montana anyway??
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Comments (105)
tboudre 0
take it as a compliment. you must be hot. I might get a boner, too.
La_femme 0
jumping around at a concert is the perfect time to punch/kick someone in the groin in a conspicuous manner...
JF4509 0
lmaoooo hahahahahahahaaa
iskatethe218 0
then why didn't you move?
Diannaa 0
Cows swim with dolphins?
TheBananaTheif 0
Didn't you know? The rare multicolored australian seacow? People these days.
dynky 3
At least you got to watch the concert. You accepted some discomfort in order to get a good view: I suspect you could have moved if you didn't think that trade-off was worth it.
LtHoward 0
lol! what did you end up doing about it?
rainrider 0
^^^^ LOL nightvision is suppose to used when the lights are off
madskillz3088 0
YUCK! sharpin his penis please
Rickyretardo 0
|==](:^0) omg that's bad atleast u won't get pregnant from him shootin dust
perdix 31
He didn't let you stand in front of him because you are short. He did it because you have a boner=worthy ass.
ScaryyMary 14
You seem to understand this type of guy very well...
TattedDownJah 2
straight funny