Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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Top comments
Llama_Face89 34
Ouch bad luck OP. Shouldn't they test to see if you've been drinking? That hardly seems fair...
Rommel1942 9
At least you tried? This is almost like the saying "good friends bail you out of jail, best friends sit beside you and say "we ****** up". But in this case... You got screwed over. Sorry OP
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Comments (117)
perdix 31
That's why I drink alone at home -- no friends, no cops, no bad decisions. Except with online shopping. Who the **** buys iPod Socks? I need to go to AA for that.
chimocho 8
That is the saddest, loneliest thing I've ever heard. I hope you're joking.
perdix 31
You're new here, aren't you? I wouldn't want you to be sad, so, no, it's not true. I'm almost always joking. I've never bought iPod Socks.
kakarot2 11
I'm having a hard time deciding wether you are joking about joking about buying iPod Socks or you are serious. Which would mean that you are joking about joking almost all the time, which would mean you did in fact buy iPod socks. Unless it's a time in those rare occasions when you are serious which would mean that you didn't buy the iPod socks.
russfml 31
And no one there to prevent you from choking on your own vomit. It's good to socialize. I think you're goraphobic and should take small steps getting out into the world. Sorry but fyl and get out there!
Trisha_aus 15
iPod socks? Must be on thisiswhyimbroke.com
Pentium_4 27
perdix: 2 everyone else: 0
maebelline12 12
what r iPod socks?!?srry...
takhay 7
Move to Japan. No drinking in public laws here. :D
vcapelo 19
Same in Denmark!
diidiimi 10
Not really many here in nsw either. Where the hell were you drinking op? At a school? Or are you one of those teens they catch at the cross at 2am? And before you point out that it was your friend who was drinking... You were with her at the cross!! C'mon, admit it.
yoursucklives 36
that's what you get for being nice...
fmlman287 0
So what? We gotta be mean now and let our friends get in trouble? Pssh, **** that!!!
ShyAnn29 15
You're a great friend OP, it's to bad you got arrested though!
rainbowflag 2
but aren't they suppose to give you a alcohol test and you would have passed
lajaynay 15
Breathalyzer test could save your ass. Good friend you are though.
ByronJess 17
Don't forget Lizzie McGuire and Phil of the Future!
Senseless_487 29
No good deed goes unpunished, eh?
brackaman 18
Am I the only person that thought phil of the future was garbage? I looked forward to it for months and then was so disappointed, especially considering I loved pixel perfect.
KM96 24
Just trying to help out a friend and you get punished for doing a goos deed. I'm glad you were trying to being a good person but sorry for people misjudging the situation.
KM96 24
*good
Grimmerie 31
*goose