Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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Top comments
Llama_Face89 34
Ouch bad luck OP. Shouldn't they test to see if you've been drinking? That hardly seems fair...
Rommel1942 9
At least you tried? This is almost like the saying "good friends bail you out of jail, best friends sit beside you and say "we ****** up". But in this case... You got screwed over. Sorry OP
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Comments (117)
hateevryone 15
Oooh don't you just love cops?
Calyx_fml 22
Should have requested a breath test.
13scarlett13 4
Oh the unfortunate irony
megamandude455 10
It's called a breathalyzer
chacha2726 0
You should've just explained that to the police.
madamazinDana45 6
Well if u r completely sober i dont think they can pin amything on you.
trolodon 2
Take a breathalyzer test to prove you weren't drinking... Right?
IBeCakin 4
Classic switch up...I'm usually the one that hands the beer over and doesn't get the MIP
isaiaah 6
Im going through to be a police officer, and if you say that you weren't drinking and that you were only taking the bottle from her because you didn't want her to drink, they should be fine with it. If they aren't, then take a breathalyzer. If he insists after that then that cops a prick
xoxosuperbad 5
At least your a good friend