Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I was drinking in the park with my friends. Being drunk, I relieved myself on a nearby tree. Unknown to me, a 4 year old was having her birthday party 100 yards away. I was arrested for public intoxication and exposing myself to a minor. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
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Top comments
Llama_Face89 34
Ouch bad luck OP. Shouldn't they test to see if you've been drinking? That hardly seems fair...
Rommel1942 9
At least you tried? This is almost like the saying "good friends bail you out of jail, best friends sit beside you and say "we ****** up". But in this case... You got screwed over. Sorry OP
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Comments (117)
loveit0730 7
At least you were trying to help out your friend? That sucks though. FYL op.
sapphiregirly 11
No, I'm not as think as you drunk that I am.
geod69 8
Next time let her carry it maybe she'll drop it
hecallsmedarlin 7
Good for you for being an awesome friend :) I would like to know though how you got arrested for being drunk in public if all you were doing was holding it though.. Like, is it normal for you to slur your words and walk zig zag lines on a daily sober basis? Hmm... I think you are only being half truthful with us OP. ;)
210tex 1
That happened to me but then she bailed me out
RedPillSucks 33
You know it's not sufficient to be *less* drunk than the person you're helping. You have to be not drunk at all. The cops can't tell whether you got drunk indoors or outside once they see you with the drink in your hands. *Honest, occifers, I was holding this for my drunk friend over there. She's so drunk she can't bring the bottle up to her mouth without spilling*
LilMissme123 0
Dang that would suck:( I would explain that I was taking the beer away from her and that she was the one drinking
ChrisTheCalm 9
Escape Goat?
gracevet88 0
That's illegal in Australia? So there's no bars or anything? America doesn't care as long as ur not in a school zone, driving, or stuff like that
Ins0mau 20
Of course there are bars in Australia! Walking down a city street with an open bottle can get you into trouble sometimes though.
betty_white 12
maybe he was drinking, but not in public (like his friend was) breathlyzers can only detect b.a.c ... not where yu were while drinking said alcohol