Today, I was applying some acne ointment. The directions said, "Apply a thin layer, covering the entire affected area." In other words, for me: My entire face. Lovely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML
Today, I was following a makeup tutorial on YouTube. The girl said to apply concealer to any "problem areas" on my face. When I was done, 90% of my face was covered in concealer. FML
Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I realized that the tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I got a second degree sunburn everywhere above my waist, for which I've been using a medicated lotion. My roommate "pranked" me by switching the lotion with a similarly colored, very caustic acne wash. My chest feels like it's roasting in hell and is oozing pus and oil now. FML
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DareToDream7 0
What the hell are you talking about? You don't know shit about anything. I have astham and smoking ANYTHING is probably the worst thing to do. I've gotten asthma attacks from being near someone who was smoking. Asthma makes you unable to breath, so why the hell would you destroy your lungs with smoke, dipshit? You use your inhaler when you have asthma, it opens up your lungs. Don't say shit like that when you don't know what you're talking about. Oh, and acne, keeping your face clean and not touching it doesn't prevent acne, its genetic. My mom had cystic acne so I have cystic acne. I don't have oily or "dirty" skin, in fact I have dry skin. But its oily underneath so that's what causes it. I wash my face at LEAST twice a day, and only touch it to apply moisturizer, acne medication, and the likes. So please, don't talk about stuff you don't know, you just make yourself sound like an idiot.
astro_plastic 0
That's just ig'nant.
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Comments (136)
attomkins 0
duac!!!
iheartstupid 4
Oh boohoo, that's awful. Life must be *really* hard with such horrible problems. *eyeroll*
phatdaddy 0
That's not an FML. It's called following the directions as they're written. It would only be an FML if the whole bottle wasn't enough to cover your entire pizza. --I mean face.
dsel1672 0
I'm sorry! I used to have terrible acne. Ty using a micro dermabrasia acrub to get off te dead layers that causes your face to clog and then use acne ointment and then use a light lotion. good luck'
sadyrman 0
Normally, I would be supportive and say, that sucks, but at least you have medication. But seriously, you think your life sucks because you have to put anti-acne meds on your whole face? Is that REALLY the worst thing going on in your life??? If so, let me say this. Your life doesnt suck. You do. Sorry, cant sugar coat the truth.
KurouTenshi 0
just let your boyfriend cum on your face, and let it absorb. haven't you noticed how all those bukkake chicks have epicly clear skin? coincidence? I think not!
phatdaddy 0
That must be why Asian chicks look 30 when they're 50.
Desertman123 4
ohh you have ance on your face, you're automatically a freak. what kind of FML is this?
muffinsareyummy 1
Who hasn't had acne? I mean, really.
do_your_job 0
DO YOUR JOB MODS. NOT AN FML AT ALL!!!!!!
Anteezy 7
It could've been worse, it could've been psoriasis.