Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Justforlolz 14
It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.
noobcake111 2
I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.
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Comments (147)
LadiDi_fml 10
That's ok, we all have similar stories
THE_A_TEEN 28
The first step into being an idiot is to admit you're an idiot.
SystemofaBlink41 27
The first step of shutting the **** up is to shut the **** up.
ajjucool 0
stop working so hard.. don't think too much.. take out sometime to rejuvinate your self to kill the stress.
tennisrapper1 14
You are if you say you are. Self-imposition speaks the truth a lot
TraeThaTruth07 7
I'm sexy.
qtips402 7
why would you bring your keys to the store if you didn't take your car?
crystalou_fml 3
Most people have their house keys and car keys on the same ring.
qtips402 7
oh well, my bad then :p
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Or, he's simply just an idiot
criminalmindsfan 0
Or you are :)
FYLDeep 26
I think you're braver than me OP. Once it gets cold out any excuse is good enough for me to drive everywhere.
foreverisending 0
haha so u walked all the way TO the store with them and didnt notice u werent actaully IN the car?? lol sounds like something i would do
farhil 14
No, she knew she walked while she was walking, but not when she was leaving. And I keep my keys on me all the time out of habit. I'm sure many people do, including the OP
cBlackout 13
Almost as stupid as when u forget where your hat is... And it's on your head
jpoole 4
Wait, everyone stop! I've lost my common sense, help me find it? Why did you have your keys in the first place??
LuxAeterna_fml 0
House keys are usually on the same key ring as car keys. For most anyway. Or was that sarcasm.
pickles2b2 4
One time when I was driving, I stopped at a red light and couldn't find my keys.
bri_chucksgrl 0
That's happened to me before I was like wow haha ;b
farhil 14
What were you like again?