Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Justforlolz 14
It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.
noobcake111 2
I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.
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Comments (147)
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, that WAS idiotic. FYL, nonetheless. We all do the same thing, albeit not on such a scale as you just did.
nelsokev 6
You were seriously on the verge of a panic attack you pussy you act like you've never had anything bad happen to you.
omggtfomi 1
ASS WIPE^
crauen 0
the first step is admission.
Calyx_fml 22
You overreact emotionally. Read the lyrics to Fullhouse by Kate Bush.
celicagirl 5
Haha that's funny. But don't sweat it, brainfarts happen to all of us at some point :)
omggtfomi 1
Bahahaha wow just made my day lmao
Suzumebachi 5
I've never seen such balance between the "your life sucks", and the "you deserved it" . .
Takainthemachine 0
It happens my dear. To the best of us.
Crazyforcheese 6
This proves that walking and driving to you , no different . LOL
419 0
I know probably no one cares, but I've had a situation like this happen to me too. While I was at one of the water parks at Wisconsin Dells with my cousin we were waiting to go on this one slide and there was a huge line. Finally, after waiting for about 30 minutes, we were the next ones to go on, but they decided to close the water park due to some gray clouds nearby... :/