mattdevil
United Kingdom
Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML
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jordinomoose 0
Bounce back in to the house
IcyJack 7
What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.
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jordinomoose 0
Bounce back in to the house
The_SkyCantLimit 5
Well the window was already smashed in, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to bounce in and get a couple of shards stuck in the arm (:
javmuniz87 0
I see what u did there...
Jonkbaby 23
that was nice of the trampoline.
builditbetter09 3
I wish my trampoline was that considerate.
Takador 3
Last time I checked, you're supposed to stay inside your house during a strom -.- YDI. OP's these days...
dumboears 8
So, because he went outside during a storm, a trampoline smashed his window? You, sir, have bad logic.
mattdevil 4
58- if i hadn't left my house I'd have been showered in glass and hit by a trampoline... Im now very cold but alive atleast
Takador 3
Meh… **** it, I'm too sleep-deprived to argue right now
Justforlolz 14
93- sleep-deprived? Or smoldering over OP's logical answer?
nava1210 12
Can I have my damn trampoline back!?
Marcella1016 32
-_- 58 was being sarcastic. And was too tired after he came back as 93 to explain it to you all.
Marcella1016 32
PS - WTF is a wheelie bin?? PPS - **** anti-flood protection........
elephantom12 9
Wait a minute, wasn't there a YouTube video trending earlier of a person recording a trampoline rolling down the street in your area? talk about coincidence if not lol.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
121, a bin with wheels.
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
there is actually. it's called "crazy wind" #hurricanebawbag
Livzien 13
British equivalent to a trash can, 121.
farhil 14
Thank you 136 for not being a smartass...
fluffy_nuggets 0
If the damage after the storm is that bad, the "wheelie bin" would be the last thing on my mind!
Unicorntails 7
My favorite FML. Sorry about your window, though.
WormsOnFire 1
Damn neighbors...
Llamacod 11
Wth do the neighbors have to do with anything?
WeAreAHurricane 14
Maybe because the trampoline wasn't OP's and I doubt it flew all the way from china or somewhere extremely far away -.-
MikeDa1Da 14
Nowhere in the FML are the words "neighbor" or "China." Stupid girl is so stupid!
clauderah 5
How is that stupid? She's saying the trampoline probably belonged to a neighbour!
goomonk 2
It says a trampoline smashed my window not my trampoline so it was probably a neighboor's
dannyboy66 7
Trampoline door :D
max_wilder 9
Free trampoline!!!!!
me_gusta_eso 1
Broken window! :D
The_Real_Peter 1
Hayyyyyy this kid looks like my son!!!!
TherealMort 0
Oh you griffins get on my nerves so much!
emmaa3451 11
Ah, flying trampolines. They make all the difference ;D
Feklfekl2222 32
Especially in hurricane bawbag!
bryannab1 0
OP most likely knew the storm was coming since they tell you on the news. They should hace taken in or secured everthing outside their house. YDI.
Feklfekl2222 32
It was warned but nobody knew it would be so powerful. The winds got up to 165mph and it definitely wasn't expected to be as bad as it was
atroxletum 6
See? And you didn't think your day was gonna bounce back!
Jdimp 1
how kind if that trampoline
Chaos187 6
^what??
noobcake111 2
That must really suck
RadPenny 6
You don't say...
rin142 12
Oh, but he did say!? :0
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Trampolines are not sentient beings. You're Scottish so must be drunk because one cannot 'decide' to do something.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Shut up
Feklfekl2222 32
^this just about covers it.
trollfaced 2
You now have a bouncy house
CalCommando 6
Bouncy house+wheelie bin=sexytime?
IcyJack 7
What a helpful trampoline. No, please trampoline, after you.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
It's nice to see that not all good trampolines r gone
FaraPjJammaz 13
That's okay though (period) A trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in.
WeAreAHurricane 14
Isn't it a comma? And either way who cares...