Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I picked out the perfect combination of clothes, making sure everything matched, before heading off to work. As soon as I walked into the office, my coworker asked, “Why are you wearing pajamas?” I had no idea that my "stylish" new pants were actually a pair of super baggy pajama bottoms. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
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Ninjaface 0
YDI for thinking you can wear your pajamas to work just because they're your favorite outfit.
AdmanRulz 0
Maybe its time to look in the mirror?
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Comments (61)
alex3464 0
Minnesota represent. lol, But no really that sucks.
xmagster 0
I guess it's time to find a new favorite outfit that's NOT your pajamas. YDI
dumshitz 0
ydi for using the word outfit
kellster 2
If there's even a tiny chance that someone could mistake your clothing as pyjamas, I guarantee it's far too casual for your workplace! Home/personal time clothing =/= work clothing!!
begeru 0
Well obviously your favorite outfit looks like/is pajamas. So I don't see what the point of this post is.
AMS411 0
get clothes that don't look like pajamas than.
cabernet 0
Well, were they?
lonukn65ez 0
Favorite outfit huh? Like, matching top and bottom? With a common pattern? And footies? Yeah, they're pajamas.
skitzoyd 0
how is this an fml? so what.
jmbarber 0
your favorite outfit is your pajamas?