Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I saw a bat in a cabinet. I slammed the cabinet as hard as I could, which knocked the bat off the door and got its head stuck between the two doors, decapitating it. Its two beady eyes were judging me. I haven't even had my coffee yet. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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Top comments
tyler_mcdolan 10
Why would it even be necessary to kill it?
Musiclover1482 9
Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..
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Comments (293)
Musiclover1482 9
I'd like to know why 91 people believed Op deserved it?? Like others have said don't ever think about bringing an animal into that house and maybe you should rethink your living arrangements.
Wakachulak 22
Well, with roommates, like friends, you are free to choose.
UsagiArwen 23
But you don't always know what kinda people your roommates are until they do stupid and cruel shit like this. Perhaps the roomie seemed a lot better before this happened. And no, you can't always choose your roommates. Sometimes your hand is forced into choosing (economy sucks and perhaps the other prospects were worse), or sometimes (in college scenarios) the hand is chosen for you regarding these types of things.
brandoneyez1 25
Why put it in the oven where you put your food. Oh yuck.
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
mmMMmm.... dinner!
flame5768 14
how are you not buried...?
JMichael 26
How dare she kill Batman's minion! But no really OP. I'd run far far away before you end up in the oven.
thomcmoore 23
How the hell did she manage to trap it in the oven?
ELoni_fml 25
Your roommate is a heartless and cruel animal killer!
beaverteaser 16
did andrew Zimmerman stop by later to eat it?
Traitoro 9
What does that have to do with anything?
DestinyNiya 33
OMG. Your room mate is the most insane person ever. Need to get away from the country, OP. I would have.
Fas4wd 13
I believe she can be prosecuted for that. Sooooo, if you want rid of her........hintitty hint hint.
Razi_tail 25
Every bat is a protected species.
Breegotcake 14
She didn't have to kill it & to bake it alive was just wrong. She should've just let it go like most normal people would do. I have a feeling she is over dramatic about everything. Smh. R.I.P. Little bat.