Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Jump scare
Today, I saw a bat in a cabinet. I slammed the cabinet as hard as I could, which knocked the bat off the door and got its head stuck between the two doors, decapitating it. Its two beady eyes were judging me. I haven't even had my coffee yet. FML
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Poor Despereaux
Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML
Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML
Goodbye Rémy…
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Excellent
Today, I walked into my apartment after work, only be to greeted by an awful smell. I searched every inch of the place, convinced something had died. After an hour of searching around, I found the source: a single forgotten boiled egg in one of my backpack's pockets. I will never forget the smell of sulphur or whatever it was. FML
New filter
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
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tyler_mcdolan 10
Why would it even be necessary to kill it?
Musiclover1482 9
Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..
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slkeithh 14
Girl needs to be smacked. Hard. Repeatedly. Then taught how to open a ******* front door to let an animal out.
Goblin182 27
Just wondering how many people saying how cruel this is has ever eaten lobster.
Coeliacchic93 21
I haven't eaten lobster but they are usually put in a fridge to induce hibernation before they are cooked. I understand they are still alive but I doubt they'd feel it. that poor bat would've felt everything.
LennyComa 39
I Have never eaten Lobster....Even then, that has a purpose, Too feed someone, However the Bat wasn't going to be used for sustenance It was tortured and will of died in agony as the oven got hotter and hotter
Rababco 29
@59 I'm pretty sure when a lobster is placed in boiling water, it dies instantly or at least very quickly. Plus, as other commenters have said, it's usually put in freezer to stun it so it doesn't feel anything. It's method that's used to make sure the lobster suffers as little as possible. I'm sure this poor bat suffered and was terrified. :(
Goblin182 27
Ever been to a seafood restaurant with a lobster tank? They take the lobster from the tank to the pot. And no, death is not instantaneous enough that the lobster feels no pain. So #70, it's ok to cause an animal if you are going to eat it?
LennyComa 39
# 247 I assume you are a vegetarian other wise that is a hypocritical comment but For sustenance, yes it is ok to kill animals for food.
amisenho 11
#247: It's the same as asking if it's okay for a spider to eat bugs that they catch on their webs. It's the same as asking if it's okay for a snake to eat a live field mouse. It's the same as asking if it's okay for a mosquito to stay on your arm and suck your blood instead of swatting at it and possibly killing it. It may be cruel, but, even as humans, it's a part of survival. I melt over animals as much as any other animal enthusiast, but humans were designed to be omnivores, if not carnivores, and that involves some animals dying. Don't even get me started on the killing of billions of trillions of microbes for human consumption each minute (for instance, yeast cells in bread and beer or Lactobacillus in yogurt and cheese) if you want to talk hypocrisy. But if it concerns you, that's why God invented kosher. Or, in a Native American fashion, you can thank the animals involved in nourishing you at dinner time through verbal grace.
Breegotcake 14
Op roommate need to respond to this fml. So she can explain her thinking process. why was burning the bat alive an option and was the winner over at least 4 humane ways to handle this situation.
5destroyer35 20
Fear can do strange things to people. But the bat deserved it for thinking it could do what it normally had done in its life. *End of Sarcasm*
LaurenLo 17
Probably more scared because it's the one that went into the oven! Poor thing!!
Jaxxi 9
Wow..I can't believe she thought that was a viable solution. That's very cruel.
Jaxxi 9
I can't believe she thought that was a viable solution. That's so cruel and horrifying. :s
Witchylady 18
What a bitch! Put her in the oven and cook the viper. In fact stick her in the microwave. I really despise people who hurt animals
jakeroney98 14
Bats can actually be really aggressive, but yeah, thats a bit extreme
ksks1234 33
Actually, bats are not aggressive. They will usually bite only in a defensive measure. Also, a common misconception is bats have a high rabies count, which is not true. Less than 1/2 of 1% of the bat population is rabid.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Less than one half of one percent of sexual encounters with a known-HIV+ individual result in infection, too, but I'm not going to go around having sex without a condom. And that's for a disease that these days, is no longer a death sentence, and can be managed with medication like any other long-term illness. Rabies, by contrast, is 100% fatal (except for one or two people who have been saved via what's become known as the Milwaukee protocol) and is a truly horrible way to die. One-half of one percent of dying a truly horrible death is not odds I want to play, TYVM. In fact, if you wake up in a room and there's a bat flying around you're supposed to get rabies shots because bats can bite you in your sleep without noticing. Their teeth are very fine and can cause very small puncture wounds. The same is true if you find a bat in a room with a child, an intoxicated or drugged person, or a mentally-handicapped person, i.e. someone who might not be able to tell you they'd been bitten. The only dumbass maneuver here was in attempting to capture the bat, risking a bite, and subsequently baking the bat so it can't be autopsied for signs of rabies.
amisenho 11
#194: Please don't go around spreading half-truths. On the contrary, rabies is one of, if not the only, very few viruses that can be treated successfully after exposure. If you read the *entire* article on rabies, it's only fatal if you fail to treat the bite, especially after symptoms set in. Treatment is very effective if given within less than 7 days of exposure; it is 100% effective if treatment is given within the same day of exposure. It takes approximately 10 days for symptoms to become apparent, in which case, any competent person who suspects exposure to or bites from a rabid animal would visit an emergency clinic for treatment (or possible post-exposure prophylaxis) within a 7-day time-frame. It reminds me of a guy who had a brown recluse bite and shrugged it off until he lost a third of his leg after 2 weeks of ignoring the bite. Had he sought treatment beforehand, he probably would still have his leg. In other words, it's better to be safe than sorry; seek treatment, even if you don't think it's deadly. As far as I know, rabies vaccines are commonplace for children in the U.S., so the chances of death from rabies is incredibly low. You'd have to be in a sheltered rural area with no knowledge of (or no) local medical facilities to see no chance of treatment.
nevergiveinever 19
Your roommate must be a real ding-bat.... Forgive me. I had to. Lol