Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
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Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I told my 15 year-old son that I was taking my wife to a fancy restaurant for her birthday, so he would be on his own tonight. Most teenagers would play video games, watch porn, and sneak a beer, which I would be okay with. He started crying and asked why he was "left out", then clung to my wife's leg. FML
Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He's 20 years-old. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I was excited to go to a Japanese restaurant for my birthday. When the chef started doing tricks however, my spoiled brat of a sister started screaming and crying in terror. My parents insisted we leave and go to McDonald's because she was upset. She's 11. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
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lkrofct 0
I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
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greenman_fml 0
Enjoy it while it lasts. Coloring in those stupid menus is awesome. I used to write notes to the waitresses all the time. None of them ever called me back. Good times
winterharte 0
Same here, except I actually dated one for about 4 months :P
zanzibarbia 0
agree with #3, i am 19 and i ask for crayons.
lovetoday_fml 0
so what? grow up and realize that you're not as grown up as you think.
InfinityCross 1
Don't hate. You know you're jealous that he got it and you didn't :)
karls 0
Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)
danielleFML 0
i've had that happen, i know how you feel. but i also love crayons hahaha. #11 - i did the same thing!
coloradodude12 0
Haha, I've had that happen so many times.
insane_chick 0
Dude what's wrong with you! you should be grateful you still get the child's menu and crayons! I always still my little brothers. Coloring is always fun. What else are you going to do when you wait for your food?
fuckmrsoftee 0
****! you sound ******* awesome, dont lose the drive (so i guess just keep life as ****** up as possible)! and start a band, youre interesting, people would really digg you..you ******' rock..mathematician/engineer scientist-you go girl!
earwaxisyummy 0
lmfao # 11
Wgirl 0
I'm 23, and that still happens to me on occasion. When I was 18 it was when I was out to dinner with my boyfriends family for the first time. Many people still ask what high school I go to (I'm a senior at the university). Don't worry, this will decrease (some) as you get older.
beyotch 0
That still happens to me, I'm 18.