Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML
Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I shat myself, all because my little sister spent two hours trying to make a TikTok video in the one bathroom we have in the house. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sorry, but you're wrong. She was using the Force to get you to come in and bring her the toilet paper, and it worked. Watch your back.
farnsworth 3
The force is strong with this one
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Comments (122)
MontesC 0
Do not understimate the force my friems
littlemsweirdo 12
Crap. That's me when the tv remote is on the table, Lol. By the way, how come you don't knock? And why don't people lock or At least close their doors when they take a dump? (:
nedderbutters 6
that's exactly what I was thinking :o
kickuwithmyfist 1
Han solo-" and I thought the bathroom smelled bad from the outside"
iseyixes 18
YDI because you didn't knock and her FML for having a sibling that she can't have her star wars moment in privacy.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
May the force be with you…or not.
bizarre_ftw 22
Screw with her, tie a string to the roll, hide in the cabinet, and wait
death_dolphin24 0
Why would you want to screw your sister? But lolzies at your comment
perdix 31
Really screw with her: in your best Darth Vader voice, tell her you're her father.
Hyman_Hunter 0
Yummmmy incest... Gross, dude.
Choonie 1
I've got the Power!!!!!
Stahrgeyzer 8
Why didn't you knock and how do you know what she was trying to do... did you observe her or something?
UsEumYong 4
This isn't the roll you're looking for.
Solid_Hippo 4
A real tax exempt religion