Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my roommate's birthday. His friends were planning on a surprise birthday cake at midnight last night, and one of them told me about it, hoping to split the expense between us, which I was totally cool with. But I fell asleep before midnight and they didn't even bother to wake me up. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I woke up to balloons, streamers, and my roommates yelling “SURPRISE!” Unfortunately, they got the wrong day. My birthday is next week, and now I'll probably have to pretend to be surprised again in seven days. FML
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
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EwahWeeWah 21
So your sister remembered your roommate's birthday but not yours? What a shit sister.
kiki1705 20
Before I read the "planning a surprise party" part, I tought it would be something nasty you cought them doing.
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Comments (18)
JenPanda 6
That's a bummer....wishing you a happy birthday OP
BloodyGlass 10
Forget their birthdays and see how they like it. :)
md101 18
Whoops, hope they make it up to you!
SuperVegeta_fml 3
lol happens to me too it's cool long as they pay u later lol
LAURA_EL_JUICE 6
You are not alone, on birthdays thats when I least hear from my family. My sister and I are 4 years and two days apart.
Atmey 5
I am of the weird few that dislike celebrating my birthday, it just means you are closer to death.