Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Top comments
christa953 12
I don't even know how I would respond if it were me
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Your sister's a bitch and your EX boyfriend is a douche. Really, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone better than him, OP! Go get 'em! ;)
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Comments (180)
missunderstanded 5
that is supposed to be someone you trust. goes to show they are both no good for you, and don't worry, something much better will be on its way
idoitlikeasir 1
he's a dick but worse than him is your sister. she obviously has no respect for you, guys are replaceable but family isn't and she seems to have forgotten that whilst she walked in her sleep-_-
gabesaccount 1
Ur a ****** idiot y wud u walk in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower!??!!!! U deserved to see that
KiddNYC1O 22
You have a lot of nerves calling the op an idiot...
laden_swallow09 35
Your atrocious English betrays your own intelligence… u ****** idiot. Someone moaning in pain (or in this case, with desire) is enough to warrant concern and attention.
BunnyRose 11
You're a meanie
Bluekaren16 19
OP never said they were showering, she did say they were in the shower.
KiddNYC1O 22
Op also said her bf was trying to wake her up. It somewhat indicates shower was running.
lyssgross 16
Stfu. Now.
downtime 13
As horrible as his spelling is, he does make a good point, why the hell did you walk in on someone in the shower? If I heard moaning coming from that area, knowing I lived with my family, I'd probably mind my own ******* business. She could be masturbating or have her own boyfriend in there for all you know. Knock on the door, asking "are you alright in there?" if you're really that concerned... Don't get me wrong, this isn't me saying you deserve it, just wondering what the **** you were doing? Unless of course your family is usually cool with that sort of thing - in which case your sister is also an idiot for doing that in such a public area that any family member could bust her.
puuhhtricia 4
OP could've been looking for her bf & saw him there Or op didn't know anyone was showering & just walked in Lol get a brain
downtime 13
Your first point was stupid, who just walks in to a bathroom someone is showering in when they live with their family because they were "looking for their boyfriend" rather than asking who is in there? Assuming her parents are both around, you have a 75% chance of seeing something you don't want to see. Your second point applies if she has a hearing problem or her bathroom is soundproofed...neither of which sound like they exist in this story. Take your own advice, genius.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Could have one bathroom, she could have needed to use the toilet and that she just saw two people in there, knowing her parents weren't in there... You don't know the full situation, so don't be an ignorant prude and throw insults at someone. Comment section isn't for rudeness. It's to share thoughts on that. No need to be rude.
laden_swallow09 35
I think we know now why her boyfriend didn't want to get in the shower with her earlier today. I know; the FMLs weren't in the same place :)
terrancemu 0
It seems showers are popular today...
retrorewind 13
what was he using to wake her up? hehe
hqbrat 8
"Is he going to tell daddy of our Secret tickle time"-that's my boy
linkinpark98 24
Wow, he doesn't deserve you, OP. Find someone better! :)
BunnyRose 11
Don't you mean your exboyfriend?
sweetmama88 6
You need to kick them both to the curb!