Forever alone Guy
Narre Warren, Australia
Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
RP Havens
Galloway, United States
The last to know
Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML
StraightAF
Love is Hell
Today, I’ve been single for so long that my mom’s friends ask her if I’m a lesbian, all because I’m 35 and not married yet. Truth is, my last relationship fucked me up so bad that the thought of falling in love with someone again makes me physically ill. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
You can't hurry love
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
theawesome129
Canada
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Anonymous
Relationship specialist
Today, I attended a family reunion, during which my grandma gave me "relationship advice" in front of everyone. She's been married five times, and her longest marriage lasted a whole 6 months. FML
loveless
United States
Loveless
Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML
Singlelady
Stoke-on-trent, United Kingdom
Assumptions…
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
cheese123
United States
Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
No Pressure
Under pressure
Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML
Top comments
EpicSquishii 21
She didn't have to ask anything. Gay people have relationships too, you being single has nothing to do with your sexual oriwntation. Just sounds nosey to me, that's not really a necessary question
missd93 6
You should be like, "No, Grandma. I love cats. Their love is all I will ever need. And they won't get jealous when I bring more cats home." In utter seriousness.
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perdix 31
You need to let Gran know whether you are autosexual or simply asexual. Have you become obsessed with jerkin your gherkin, or are you just letting it rot?
Evgeny2222 11
Tell your grandma you like her. That will probably remove all questions.
Gixie 25
Sounds like Kelly Clarkson a year ago. Look at her now! Keep your head up.
lininnes 6
son are you coming out to me?? You can't last one minute in that world. Your face too pasty, you can't dance...
Eluveitie 9
.. What?
wheresthebeef69 4
Do you like men. Cause that's what I've started to think.
wheresthebeef69 4
Do u like men cause that's awesome.
srgspartan117 8
Oh dude ik how you feel, my grandmother sat me down and had they very same talk and it started out with "it's ok to like men, and to accept it and to tell us if you do" worst day of my life, I had a gf of two years when that happened
icepick23 12
Just hire one for a few days.
artinwords 14
Well she doesnt have forever for you to bring someone home now does she. Its what grandmas do. Mine outed me when i was five.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Show her your **** collection. She'll get a clue.
Angeuh_fml 21
And so ? Do you actually like women or not ? Or maybe both :P Just kidding : BE YOURSELF ! Being single isn't a sickness ;)