Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
Today, I failed an assignment because the person I paid to do it plagiarized the entire thing. FML
Today, I got a paper back that was given a zero for suspected plagiarism. Everything I wrote was my own thought and analysis. My instructor basically thinks my paper is smarter than I am. He won't listen, even when I explain my thought processes throughout the piece. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, my AP teacher once again accused me of plagiarism. Apparently the words "demise," "ultimately," and "rural," are too sophisticated for an 11th grade AP student to use and MUST have been copied from the Internet. FML
Today, I got yelled at for 10 minutes by my head of department for failing one of my students for plagiarism, because, "we can't be sure." It was my work he plagiarised, but because it's not in our system, it doesn't count. FML
Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I had my teacher look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I handed it in. When I got it back, the feedback he left said it was one of the worst essays he'd ever read. FML
Today, I got a writing assignment back. After meeting with my professor specially after class and meticulously combing through every word of that paper, I got a low D. Turns out, he graded me down on every suggestion of his that I took. FML
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yoshiyakiryu 20
*facepalm*
LaDeFreakinDa 4
I'm fairly positive that due to the quotation marks OP's professor was the one who used the wrong form.
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Comments (225)
AmyShark 7
I find that difficult to believe since you just used the wrong "too".
MrIncredibleSME 3
Oh, community college...
uniongirl02 0
Too* good. OP doesn't seem very smart with spelling.
joshaz 6
>"TO" >too
HectorRC 1
I believe it. Especially since you don't know the difference between "to" and the correct word, "too." dumb ******* ******.
Sirin_fml 47
Learn the purpose of quotation marks, or read the previous comments, before launching those kinds of insults. I promise doing that will help you avoid looking like a damned fool.
indiangee 0
*too
xicadelaspoesias 9
That awkward moment when everyone is arguing about grammar rules....
xFullMoonHeartx 7
Wow. Your teacher is pretty shitty
Pshhyah 7
*too*
kaileyy95 11
I'm a total idiot and can't read to save my life.