crixon42
United Kingdom
Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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NotMyDay5 13
You mean after "cumming" up with that.
Horsempeg 25
Time to get your things together!
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howdoilogin 9
First of all, you're just being you, immaturity isn't inherently bad. Second of all, marriage and children aren't a sign of social status, they're more often than not a result of not being responsible. Third, if you want to further a career, just do it, that's you're fault.
ninety 25
I don't see how marriage is a sign of irresponsibility, unless you're referring to marriages due to surprise pregnancies. Only a few couples I know got married because of an accidental pregnancy. Most of the others married because they thought the time was right.
worldclassrager 41
Sit down and think things out get rid of things that prevent you from being more mature...and go out and look for things that you want in your life seriously you are thirty still very young you have at least double that to achieve your goals...
Ins0mau 20
I don't think you know what "literally" means.
asherm 15
Nothing wrong with that, I'm older and still like a teenager. Ok some events call for serious, but otherwise, have fun and laugh at stupid stuff
Patronus_fml 4
Why is this a FML? It sounds amazing!
ashjo 12
I'm 20 and people my age already have kids and are married...
davincidasecond 24
Live your life the way you want to, OP. So what if everyone's getting married and having kids? Life's not about doing things because it's what other people do, or doing things because you think it's expected of you. I would definitely get a career going though, or get a job. Just so you don't end up begging on the streets.
SimplyJay 3
I mean, you should be doing more with your life, especially since you're 30, but never lose the inner child!! Honestly, as long as you're not wasting your money and/or life away on drugs, I'd say you're doing better than a LOT of Americans now days!
Dark_Stream 29
Perhaps you're driving every one away with you're punny attempts at humor.
Ljvgr 4
Sucks to suck aaron