crixon42
United Kingdom
Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML
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NotMyDay5 13
You mean after "cumming" up with that.
Horsempeg 25
Time to get your things together!
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RZW 10
Better to be a shepherd than a sheep my friend. Happy Birthday :)
sykokitti 15
I'm so sorry, but you are do dumb lol
dpsvegas 4
Grow a beard to be more manly and go to a bar
jcshadow 16
Yeah SHE would look way more mature with a beard.
BrittNic0le 9
If you're happy with your life, there's no reason to "grow up" because you feel pressure from your peers. Soon enough, they'll be envying your freedom.
xs4u 13
u're sad...
WayneWei 7
30 is not old
Shark127 3
Post-mature
cheeseygeek 12
Hero
ravenevercross 19
I don't see the problem. Everyone lives their own lives in their own way. If you like who you are and how you are, that's all that matters.
ICE_FML 7
welcome to the generation of 30 year old boys, brother.